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Old August 30th, 2008, 05:39 PM  
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Name: Thomdam
Join Date: November 13, 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 27
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A blonde walks into an STD booth to call her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost 10 dollars, she exclaims: "I don't have any money. But I'd do anything to call my mother." The man arches an eyebrows. "Really?" he asks. "Yes, yes, anything!" she says. "Well, then, just follow me," says the man, walking to the next room. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She does. He then says, "Now, go ahead, take it out..." he says. She reaches in and grabs it with both hands and then pauses. The man closes his eyes and whispers, "Well...go ahead." The blonde slowly brings her mouth closer to it and, while holding it close to her lips, tentatively says, "Hello, Mum, can you hear me?"
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