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Old August 23rd, 2008, 07:09 PM  
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From the "Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget".

Gilbert Gottfried:

John Stamos walks into a bar and the bartender says "We have a drink named after you." And John Stamos says, "Oh really? You have a drink called Secret Fag?"

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar and they tell the bartender
Give us two ass-hurts." And the bartender asks "How do you make an ass-hurt?" And they say "Well, Bob Saget gives you a chocolate milk he just made and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomache."

Bob Saget walks into a bar and tells the bartender "Give me the Bob Saget." And the bartender asks "How do you make a Bob Saget?" And he says "You give me one shot, I suck on it for eight years, and then you pay me $100 million for it."


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