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Old August 22nd, 2008, 05:07 PM  
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Name: Thomdam
Join Date: November 13, 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 27
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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