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Old August 22nd, 2008, 01:04 PM  
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Default Re: *** Post ALL Masturbation Discussion HERE ***

Originally Posted by CrazyGamer View Post
Well, I'm having trouble deciding where I'm supposed to "do my business." I live in a small two-bedroom apartment with my mom, and I don't know where or when I can have my own time. I try in the shower, but it's just not the same, and I don't want to do it in my room because of the "mess." Can someone please help or give me some advice?
Mess? Masturbation isn't [i]that/i] messy. Or least it doesn't have to be.
I mean, your room seems to be the perfect place. All ya' need is a comfy bed, a sleeping mother (I'm not sure about you, but in my house my parents like to burst into my room when it's silent and the door's closed. They for some reason are alwyas trying to catch me... For f*cks sake >_>), and some bathroom tissue.
You do your business, and the white goo comes out into the toilet paper. That easy! =D

But if you still think that's too messy, seems to me your best bet is in the shower. I know, I hate doing my biz in there too, but it seems that you only have those two options.
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