Re: Jokes and Riddles
This is one from Frankie Boyle, it's one i've always remembered:
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
And from Jimmy Carr, another one of my favourites:
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently, they're not a "proper present".
This ones from a guy called Kevin McAleer:
Two guys came knocking at my door once and said: "We want to talk to you about Jesus." I said: "Oh, no, what's he done now?"