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Old August 22nd, 2008, 08:16 AM  
Requin
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Join Date: February 29, 2008
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

This is one from Frankie Boyle, it's one i've always remembered:
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

And from Jimmy Carr, another one of my favourites:
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently, they're not a "proper present".

This ones from a guy called Kevin McAleer:
Two guys came knocking at my door once and said: "We want to talk to you about Jesus." I said: "Oh, no, what's he done now?"

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