thats awsome, awsome that you thought of the people that love you, and that you managed to keep from killing yourself. plz dont comit suicide
Me the person who likes family guy so much
qoutes from peter
Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui.
[Peter starts laughing]
Peter: Oh, man, that\'s hysterical. (keeps laughing) Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo? (laughs) Hey, I\'ll be right back. I\'ve got to go take a wicked yes
Peter: Holy crip, he\'s a crapple
killer in jail: you and your friends are dead your all dead!
Peter: oh thank god he thinks were zombies
Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it\'s not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen
Peter: Don\'t worry I got an idea An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
Mr. Weed: Peter, your fired
Peter: Aw! Damn it for how long
[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years
Peter: [Thinking to himself \"Dont say doing you wife. Dont say doing your wife.\"] Doing your, uh, son