Me the person who likes family guy so much
qoutes from peter
Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui.
[Peter starts laughing]
Peter: Oh, man, that\'s hysterical. (keeps laughing) Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo? (laughs) Hey, I\'ll be right back. I\'ve got to go take a wicked yes
Peter: Holy crip, he\'s a crapple
killer in jail: you and your friends are dead your all dead!
Peter: oh thank god he thinks were zombies
Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it\'s not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen
Peter: Don\'t worry I got an idea An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
Mr. Weed: Peter, your fired
Peter: Aw! Damn it for how long
[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years
Peter: [Thinking to himself \"Dont say doing you wife. Dont say doing your wife.\"] Doing your, uh, son