A blonde phones the fire brigade and says her house is onfire. the fire man asks 'how do we get there?'. Helloooo! In the fucking red truck!
A mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor and eats it, ten mins later he is strutting around the place shouting 'wheres the fucking pussy now then?'
Man goes to fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. a lady asks him what he is supposed to be. he says a fireman, break glass pull knob and i will come as fast as i can!
woman goes to doctors and says every time i take my knickers off my vagina starts singing, is this the way to amirillo by toni christie. the doc replies dnt worry, every cunts singing it!