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Old July 4th, 2008, 07:29 AM  
kitkat92
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he
observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"

He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the
hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".





A young man pulls a older woman at a night club. She's 61 but looks good for her age. On the way back to her house the bloke thinks 'mmm i bet her daughters is hot.' When she asks if he'd like a sportsman's Double? "What's that" he ask's "its a mother daughter threesome" she says, "WOW.YES PLEASE," So as they go in her front door, she puts on the light and shouts ........................ "mum you still awake? "

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