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Old July 3rd, 2008, 12:15 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

You can tell that in any form. The other one I heard of the same joke is this.

Three men, an American, a French man, and a Black guy, are walking through the jungle when they get captured by cannibals. The king says "If you want to live, you must shove the fruit of your choice up your ass. You must shove ten of the fruit up your ass."

So the American goes first by selecting apples, he is only able to shove two up his ass before he screams with pain and he is killed. The second to go is the French guy who selects blueberries. He is able to shove 8 of the berries up his ass before he laughs and is killed.

So the French and American guy are in heaven and the French guy is laughing. The American, out of curoisity, asks him why he's laughing. The French guy says "Because the black man wanted to shove watermelon up his ass!"


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