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Old July 3rd, 2008, 02:08 AM  
Gumleaf
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Name: Stephen
Join Date: February 17, 2007
Location: Sydney
Age: 22
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ok, got this in an sms today:


a 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital. he turns up at the hospital 2 days later with an empty jar. the nurse asks "why is there no sample?". the man replies "i'm sorry, but i tried with my right hand, then my left hand. then my wife tried with both hands. then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out! then we got ethel from next door to try. but it was no good, we just couldn't get the lid off the jar."


i have to say that opening the jar wasn't was what i was thinking when i was reading that lol!

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