Re: Jokes and Riddles
WARNING, THESE MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME
DEAD BABY JOKES
What's worse than 12 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 12 trees.
What happens when you stab a baby in the eye?
I don't know about you, but I get an erection.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
^^ I admit some of these require a sick sense of humor, but still, most of them are pretty funny. I don't like some of them, but some are really funny. There are a lot more than this, though some are really offensive, and a lot of them aren't even that funny in my opinion.
I'm way too high (too high too high)
To be feeling this dry and low
I'm way too tired, I've tried
I'm fired up and ready to roll