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Old May 24th, 2015, 12:01 AM  
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Originally Posted by fighterpilot360 View Post
i have one

so a cowboy and his horse walk in to a bar and the cowboy says "ill give $100 to whom ever can make my horse laugh. you know what ill give $200 dollars to whom ever can make him laugh and cry" so a man in the back raises his hand and says "ill take that bet" so him and the horse went in to the bathroom and a couple minuets later a long whenning laugh came from the bathroom. then late the horse came out crying and the guy came out behind him. the cowboy asks "how did you do it" the man replies confidently "to make him laugh i told him my dick was bigger than his and to make him cry i showed him."
That's kinda funny.

Okay so I googled this bc I'm a dweeb

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
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