October 13th, 2004, 09:41 PM
Join Date: October 12, 2004
Here's another 2 make you smile -Ode to Jerry Springer
or Ode to Jerry Springer
By: Jim Cady
All those sick demented perverts on Jerry,
their lives are so twisted and sad.
Yet they always make us feel merry because
the things that WE do arenâ€™t even - - two-thirds as bad.
I love watching nympho-transvestites
bitch-slapping each other on stage,
always tastefully done though (No fist-fights)
Jerry your showâ€™s all the rage.
Yeah, Iâ€™ve got to say that every day
your show has really got class.
especially when some crack-ravaged Hoâ€™
gets up and kicks her pimp's ass.
Nothing to me can be so completely heart-warming
as watching estranged relatives - get in a brawl.
Some say that itâ€™s just good performing.
But I wouldnâ€™t say THAT, (not at all).
Jerry, I know everything on your show is true.
Iâ€™ve seen it with my own two eyes.
Besides, a famous, former politician like YOU
couldn't possibly tell any lies.
You always have some great moral message
whenever your show is through.
And I can honestly say that Iâ€™m the man I am today
because of all that Iâ€™ve learned from you.
But of all the things on your show that I find appealing,
the one thing that I like the best
is when the bitches rip off each others blouses revealing
their big floppy digitized breasts.