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Old June 18th, 2008, 10:02 PM  
The Batman
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Name: Thomdam
Join Date: November 13, 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 19
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A man and his wife are at a flea market one day and they decide to buy a mirror that the seller said was magical. They hang the mirror on the bathroom door and go on about their business. The husband loved his wife but he always teases her about her breast size by calling her flat chest and other mean things, so one day the wife goes to the mirror in the bathroom and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door make me a size 44," and her breasts grew. Surprised, she went to her husband and showed him and he asked her where did she get them. She told him about the mirror and he went in and said, "Mirror, mirror on the door make my johnson touch the floor," and his legs fell off.

The moral of the story is to be careful what you wish for.
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