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Old August 4th, 2005, 06:20 AM  
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Join Date: June 8, 2005
Location: Australia


When god was handing out good looks, you must have been out takin a piss.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

\"What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day? No, it\'s not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume.\"
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