When god was handing out good looks, you must have been out takin a piss.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyâ€™ve seen me laugh, and theyâ€™ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
\"What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day? No, it\'s not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume.\"