Re: Jokes and Riddles
lol that's funny
A man meets a pirate in bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
"How did you get the peg-leg?" the man asks.
"We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks and a shark bit me leg off," replies the pirate.
"Wow! What about your hook?" the man asks.
"We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand," replies the pirate.
"Incredible! What happened to your eye?" asks the man.
"I was on me ship, beautiful day, I looked up and a seagull pooped in me eye," replies the pirate.
"You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?" the man asks, incredulously.
The pirate shrugged. "Yeah, it was me first day with the hook."