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Old June 12th, 2008, 08:47 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 23
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Once a long time ago there was a captain at high sea.

One day there was an enemy battle ship and from the crow's nest that caller said "Enemy ship on the horizon!" So the captain said "Bring me my red shirt"

So after the battle the caller asks the captain why he always wears his red shirt during battle and he says "So that if I was shot that the crew won't see me bleeding and that they would continue to battle."

The next morning the caller says "20 enemy ships on the horizon captain!"

Then the captain said "Bring me my brown pants"


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