Too many to tell... So let's start with... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, LOTR trilogy, The Man From the Earth, The Naked Gun trilogy, Shawshank Redemption, Sleepy Hollow, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Home, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction, The Chumscrubber, Rambo quadrilogy, Matrix trilogy, Children of Men, Reservoir Dogs, Hot Fuzz, Phone Booth, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, The Paths of Glory, Army of Darkness, The Raid duology, Skyfall, Se7en, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Elite Squad duology, The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared, M, Spaceballs, All Quiet on the Western Front, Brazil, WALL-E, Fantasia, Toy Story trilogy, The Network... Shall I really continue?
Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
" .... 'em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end... "
An old lady nereby can't stand it any longer and says:
" You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!!!! "
Italian: " Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella my friend, how to spella Mississippi....."