Strange eBay Auctions
Anyone seen any good ebay auctions lately? Check these out.
Ad Space on Safe-Way-Chicken-White Varicose Veiny Legs
Item number: 5599749652
URL - http://cgi.ebay.com/Ad-Space-on-Safe...QQcmdZViewItem
#2 Time Travel Realized - The Future is Now ! Watch This!
Unreal ! Lifetime 100 Times Your money Back Guarantee !
Item number: 5600036042
URL - http://cgi.ebay.com/Time-Travel-Real...QQcmdZViewItem
Don\'t gamble your future on the present
which rapidly fades into the past.
Remember life is fleeting.
It wasn\'t meant to last.
Know where it is that you\'re going
and get there fast.
Because only the All-Knowing Knows
which day will be your last.