Re: Jokes and Riddles
On Sunday, instead of going to church, this man decides to go hunting in an area where a bear has been spotted. While standing near a cliff, he sees the bear sitting nearby. He raises his gun to shoot, but drops the gun, and it falls off the cliff. The bear sees him and begins approaching him. The man gets down on his knees, clasps his hands together and says, "Dear God, make this bear a Christian!" The bear rises up on his back legs, but stops for a moment. The bear looks down at the man and begins, "For this and all we are about to receive..."
(For those who don't get it, the prayer the bear is saying is one that a Christian/Catholic may say before eating a meal.)