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Old May 3rd, 2008, 09:57 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 22
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

So a man goes to a doctor and the doc says "Ok I got bad news and worse news"

The guy says "What's the worse news?"

"You got 24 hours to live"

"What's the bad news?!"

"I forgot to call you yesterday"

So he goes home to his wife and tells her what the doc told him and he said "I want to have sex with you as many times as I can before I die."

So they do it once, twice, three, four, five times.

Then at about 4:30 AM in the morning the guy leans over and says "I want to make love to you one last time"

The wife, being pissed at him, says "That's easy for you to say Jerry! You don't have to get up in the morning!"


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