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Old March 30th, 2008, 03:42 PM  
Antares
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Quote:
Originally Posted by iJack View Post
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then
held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Haha! Nice
Payment before Delivery...






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