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Old March 27th, 2008, 01:43 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Mzor View Post
I have one.

There was a class of kindergarteners having class one day, and they were playing a game where the teacher would hold up a picture of an animal and the kids would shout out what it was. So the teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked the class.
"Oh," said one of the kids, "It's a cat."
"Good," said the teacher, and then she held up a picture of a dog. "What animal is this?"
"That's a dog!" yelled out one of the kids.
"Okay, what's this one?" The teacher said, holding up a picture of a deer.
Everyone in the class was silent.
"No one knows what this is?" the teacher asked. They all shook their heads.
"Okay, I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"Oh, I know," said one of the kids. "It's a horny bastard!"

Good one

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