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Old February 27th, 2008, 03:36 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 23
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Tree Hugger


While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK... 'So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind his ear and said 'Well this just ain't your day cupcake.'


1. Its an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell Management what they think, not what Management wants to hear.
5. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
7. Bosses are most likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
8. Employees work longer since there is no longer a need to relax at a bar.
9. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
10. Sitting on the copier will no longer be seen as "gross".

Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow View Post
Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death

Last edited by Sugaree; March 8th, 2008 at 01:43 PM.
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