i love getting naked and playing my bass, or guitar, it kicks ass...oh, when no ones home
\"Its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that thanksgiving when I was 17.\"
-Peter Griffin-Family Guy
\"Dude, does it just suck being you?\"
\"Look you little bitch, either you go out there and make that fucking shot or im gonna shove you head so far up your fuckin ass you\'ll have to wear yourself as a hat!\"
\"NO cock pump.\"