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I think I have a partial solution:
If youre in the shower, just wack on a load of conditioner and/or shampoo and then do it. It means then that the cleanup operation is much easier, and, with the prescence of water, it also means that you dont end up with the "lube" drying up your penis. Ive done it loads of times, and its worked 100%. Vaseline is messy, though you could take it into the shower and use it.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the Police