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Old February 20th, 2008, 12:15 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

From the Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity act from 2007

Jeff- "Do you know any other superheros?"

Melvin- "Yes."

Jeff- "Do you know Aquaman?"

Melvin- "You like him?"

Jeff- "He can breath under water and talk to fish"

Melvin- "Interesting he has all the same powers as Spongebob"

Later in the act

Jeff- "What about the Flash? He can go super fast"

Melvin- *scoffs* "He has no powers! He's on meth!"

Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow View Post
Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death
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