From the Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity act from 2007
Jeff- "Do you know any other superheros?"
Jeff- "Do you know Aquaman?"
Melvin- "You like him?"
Jeff- "He can breath under water and talk to fish"
Melvin- "Interesting he has all the same powers as Spongebob"
Later in the act
Jeff- "What about the Flash? He can go super fast"
Melvin- *scoffs* "He has no powers! He's on meth!"