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Old July 16th, 2013, 02:13 AM  
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Name: Miles
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one from my homestate of minnesota

so sven and olly where headed out onto a lake to go icefishing with thier buddies. there wasnt enough room in the cab of the pickup truck they where going to take out there so they had to sit in the bed. as they got onto the lake, the truck sank and their buddies jumped out and to safty. but sven and olly did not get out with them. after awhile the pair finally surfaced. their biddies asked them, 'why did it take you guys so long?" to which they respond "we couldnt get the tailgate down!"

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