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Old January 25th, 2008, 10:56 AM  
angryhalfdemon
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

haha, thx

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Originally Posted by Underage_Thinker View Post
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.

Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.

In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
That's a good one too!

Okay, so a panda walks into a bar (ouch! lol, jk), sits at the bartender, and orders a beer and a ham sandwich. After eating, he immediately pulls an ak 47 from out of his fur and shoots up everyone he sees before leaving.

One customer who was hiding under a booth saw all this happen and is now saying to himself, "HOLY CRAPOLA!!! Why did that panda bear just shoot everyone.

The bartender crawls out of his hiding space. "Oh, it's what panda bears do," replied the bartender matter of factly. "Here, I'll show you." And the bartender whips out his trusty dictionary (because seriously, every bartender should have one), and shows the entry for 'panda bear' to the customer.

Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.

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