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Old May 21st, 2013, 04:34 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference between hypothetically and realistically. He asked his dad for help.
"Go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000," his Dad said.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said, "She said yes too".
So dad said, "Hypothetically we're millionaires, realistically we're living with two whores."
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