Re: Jokes and Riddles
A guy walks into a bar.
A sign above the bar says: Cheese Sandwich $2.50 Handjob $10.00
The guy thinks wtf? but then he sees the bartender, a smoking hot 9.7648962/10 HBB.
She asks him if she can help him with anything, so of course he has to ask "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She blushes a little and replies, "Why yes, I am actually"
He says "Well then wash your hands cuz I want a cheese sandwich!"