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Old May 21st, 2013, 04:33 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A guy walks into a bar.

A sign above the bar says: Cheese Sandwich $2.50 Handjob $10.00

The guy thinks wtf? but then he sees the bartender, a smoking hot 9.7648962/10 HBB.

She asks him if she can help him with anything, so of course he has to ask "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

She blushes a little and replies, "Why yes, I am actually"

He says "Well then wash your hands cuz I want a cheese sandwich!"
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