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Old April 15th, 2013, 10:08 AM  
Jae Ostraes
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Name: Jae
Join Date: December 23, 2012
Location: Manila
Age: 18
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A Quezon City policeman was doing night patrol around the UP Sunken Garden, when he noticed a guy on top of a naked girl. He approached the couple and asked...
QC Police: Sorry sir, mam, I will need to arrest you because indecent exposure is not allowed here.
Guy: Sir, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.
QC Police: oh? Then how come she's naked?
Guy: Because her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth. I had to look for another opening.

HAHAHA
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