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Old April 6th, 2013, 03:29 PM  
Name: Delaney
Join Date: March 24, 2013
Location: USA
Gender: Female
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A Blonde, Burnette, and Redhead all die. The are approaching the gates of the Unknown together, but first they must pass a test. They heard a loud voice and assume it's God.

GOD: You are given 100 steps. At each one, I will tell a joke. If you laugh, you cannot go to heaven.

GOD: Okay, so here's your first joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

REDHEAD: How lame.

BURNETTE: I know, right?

BLONDE: *says nothing and keeps a straight serious face*

The girls step onto the 35th step, having not laughed for the previous 34 jokes.

GOD: Two Blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've see it!

BURNETTE: *bursts out laughing and then disappears*

REDHEAD: Come on! That's all you've got?

BLONDE: *still keeps a straight face and serious expression*

The two girls make it to the 80th step.

GOD: *makes a silly face*

REDHEAD: *bursts out in mock laughter, but disappears anyway*

BLONDE: *keeps a straight serious face*

The blonde reaches the 100th step, ready for the last joke.

GOD: Okay, so here's your final joke-

BLONDE: *bursts out laughing, gasping for air*

GOD: I didn't even say the joke yet!

BLONDE: I just got the first one!

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