Re: Jokes and Riddles
A Blonde, Burnette, and Redhead all die. The are approaching the gates of the Unknown together, but first they must pass a test. They heard a loud voice and assume it's God.
GOD: You are given 100 steps. At each one, I will tell a joke. If you laugh, you cannot go to heaven.
GOD: Okay, so here's your first joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
REDHEAD: How lame.
BURNETTE: I know, right?
BLONDE: *says nothing and keeps a straight serious face*
The girls step onto the 35th step, having not laughed for the previous 34 jokes.
GOD: Two Blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've see it!
BURNETTE: *bursts out laughing and then disappears*
REDHEAD: Come on! That's all you've got?
BLONDE: *still keeps a straight face and serious expression*
The two girls make it to the 80th step.
GOD: *makes a silly face*
REDHEAD: *bursts out in mock laughter, but disappears anyway*
BLONDE: *keeps a straight serious face*
The blonde reaches the 100th step, ready for the last joke.
GOD: Okay, so here's your final joke-
BLONDE: *bursts out laughing, gasping for air*
GOD: I didn't even say the joke yet!
BLONDE: I just got the first one!