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Old December 28th, 2007, 06:09 PM  
NextToNormal
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Name: keller
Join Date: December 23, 2007
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

HEADPHONES


A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!


NOT THAT HARD

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

i am the one who knows you. i am the one you fear. i am the one who's always been here. i am the one who'll hear you i know you told her that im not worth a damn, but i know you know who i am. i am the one who held you. i am the one who cried. i am the one who watched while you died. i am the one who loved you. i tried pretending that i dont give a damn but youve always known who i am.
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