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Old March 7th, 2013, 08:55 PM  
CharlieFinley
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You know the worst thing about political correctness? They react to everything with 'black' in it. Hell, you can't even say 'black paint' anymore. You have to say, "Tyrone, will you please paint the room."
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? The pilot, you racist ass.

You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

How do the Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"
"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"
"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

I do not rep back. If I give you rep points, it's because you earned it by saying something clever or by saying something cleverly.
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