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Old October 17th, 2007, 02:07 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 22
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Default Funny Joke I got on Yahoo!

So three guys die and go to heaven talking to St.Peter at the gates.

Peter ask the first guy "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect mariage" "Ok, you get to ride heaven in a Cadillac"

Peter asks the second guy "How many times?"
"Only once" "You get to ride around in a Buick"

Peter then asks the third guy "How many times?"
"Like 12 or 13 times" "Ok. You ride heaven in a rust old rusty 1944 Ford"

So later that day the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Buick crying

He asks "What's wrong?"

"I saw my wife"


"She was riding a skateboard!"

lol. You can't tell me that wasn't funny!

Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow View Post
Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death
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