My parent's are so computer-inept, I could leave a site on another tab while being like on youtube and they wouldn't find out
And my parents didn't really give me the talk either. They know I'm smart, and remember everything from health class. All they want is me to NEVER HAVE SEX AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!
Just kiddin'. But that's all most parents worry about. They want their "inoccent little boy" (as you put it) to stay that way forever. Too late....