Re: Grow, darn you! Grow!
you can take either measuring tape or something like string and wrap it around the base of your penis. Then if you used string, measure the length of the string on a ruler. Sorry if this isn't really clear. I'm not always the best at explaining things. But trust me, you're girth is bigger than one inch. In fact, you'll probably be surprised at its actual girth.
and sometimes the place i'm at is at a loss for words
if i think of something worthy, i know that it's already yours
and through the times i've faded and you've outlined me again
you've just patiently waited, to bring me back and then ---Relient K "I am understood?"