Ok you may have heard this one before if you have i'm sorry
A new shop opens across the road that sells husbands and a women descides to buy one so she gets in the lift and goes to floor one which is full of men who are good at parenting. She goes up a floor which is full of men who are good at parenting and are good lovers. She goes up the next floor which is full of men who are good parents and good lovers and have a high salary. She goes to the next floor and there is a sign saying this is the top floor this is full of all of the women who expect to much from a man! this room is full of women!