Originally Posted by Gandalf
Solve this BTW:
Two pieces of tarmac go into a pub. They're having a good time as you would expect.
Suddenly, a green piece of tarmac enters menacingly. The first piece of tarmac hides until after the green piece has left.
Why did the piece of tarmac hide?
Cuz the green piece of tarmac is a cycle path (psycopath)?