For those of you that think Vaseline is messy to clean up, lotion is always an option. I mean like hand lotion for dry skin. Like someone mentioned earlier, it's easy to hide in plain sight ("but mom, my hands are REALLY dry!"
) . Also, stuff like this (Lubriderm is the best in my opinion
) is NOT MESSY to clean up; it basically is just absorbed by your skin so the only cleanup needed would be for your semen.