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Old May 10th, 2012, 03:37 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by plebble View Post
Step brother?
It couldn't be father in a religious context i.e priest

So the prisoner's father is the priest and the prisoner is the son of the priest.
I think I might have heard that one before.

Solve this BTW:

Two pieces of tarmac go into a pub. They're having a good time as you would expect.
Suddenly, a green piece of tarmac enters menacingly. The first piece of tarmac hides until after the green piece has left.
Why did the piece of tarmac hide?

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