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Old July 29th, 2007, 03:31 PM  
The Resurrected One
Name: Johnny K
Join Date: January 11, 2007
Location: Canada
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Thumbs up Pirate Joke (I got it from a book)

Person: Hey, you're a pirate!

Pirate: Yes, I am.

Person: You look so f***ing cool! You got an eyepatch, a hook, and a peg leg!

Pirate: Yes.

Person: How did you get the peg leg?

Pirate: A shark bit my leg off.

Person: Awesome! How did you get the hook?

Pirate: I lost my hand in a swordfight.

Person: Cool, dude! How did you get the eyepatch?

Pirate: A bird dropping fell into my eye.

Person: You lost your eye to a bird dropping?

Pirate: Well, it was my first day with the hook...
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