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Old July 14th, 2007, 08:42 PM  
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Join Date: July 3, 2007
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Default Re: what is the right way to measure your penis?

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Originally Posted by MoveAlong View Post
To measure length:
1) get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) Bend your penis out of your body, to where your penis is facing the same direction you are
4) take a ruler and place it on top of your penis, and push the ruler all the way to your body (don't push so hard that it will go into your body). Bend out all the curves in your penis to where it's completely straight and in-line with the ruler
5) write down the measurement

*foreskin doesn't count towards penis size

To measure girth
1) Get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) take some measuring tape (the soft kind) and wrap it around the thickest part of your penis (don't wrap it around the head - wrap it around the thickest part of your shaft)
4) write down the measurement

I've seen these techniques everywhere, and it's definately the most accurate
Absolutly correct.

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