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Old April 4th, 2012, 09:21 AM  
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An 8-year-old boy walks up to a cashier with a box of tampons. The cashier says, "son, do you know what these are?"
The boy replies, "well no, but the advertisement said that if you used them you'd be able to swim and ride a bike, and right now my little brother can't do either."

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