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Old March 27th, 2012, 09:09 PM  
Mirage
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

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Originally Posted by evil.angel View Post
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
This made me derp.
Good one!

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