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Old March 24th, 2012, 09:33 PM  
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Originally Posted by Murdoc View Post
Jesus returns to Earth and runs for political office. Winning in a landslide, he goes on to serve eight consecutive terms as a Congressman. Being popular among virtually all people in his district, he goes to speak to them. As he walks around in one city meeting with his constituents, a blind man comes to him and says, "Jesus! Jesus! I'm blind, would you please heal me?" Then Jesus told the man, "Sorry, pre-existing condition."
I love you.

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Originally Posted by mrcharkteeth View Post
Omg I love bread
So dam tasty
Do you know what happens to people who go to the seventh circle of hell?

Originally Posted by Kurt Cobain
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
Originally Posted by Kryptonite View Post
when two old people have sex, they become dust, which is naturally dry.
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