Originally Posted by Murdoc
Jesus returns to Earth and runs for political office. Winning in a landslide, he goes on to serve eight consecutive terms as a Congressman. Being popular among virtually all people in his district, he goes to speak to them. As he walks around in one city meeting with his constituents, a blind man comes to him and says, "Jesus! Jesus! I'm blind, would you please heal me?" Then Jesus told the man, "Sorry, pre-existing condition."
I love you.
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."