Re: Flag Burning
I have been diagnosed. And shops seem to be reluctant to sell me lighters, as the first thing I do is attempt to burn stuff in their shop. They don't like that for some reason. And it sounds like a personal attack, but since you've said it isn't I won't infract you.
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"