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Old March 23rd, 2012, 09:08 PM  
Sugaree
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Name: Matty
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Jesus returns to Earth and runs for political office. Winning in a landslide, he goes on to serve eight consecutive terms as a Congressman. Being popular among virtually all people in his district, he goes to speak to them. As he walks around in one city meeting with his constituents, a blind man comes to him and says, "Jesus! Jesus! I'm blind, would you please heal me?" Then Jesus told the man, "Sorry, pre-existing condition."


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Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death
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